It was reported that we had a smidge of snow last night. Britain was brought to a halt once again; Euro Tunnel Trains grind to a halt, WRVS are ordered to give sandwiches and mugs of cold tea to passers-by outside closed pubs. The Welsh Assembly calls Wales a “Disaster Area”. Prayers are requested from Radio 4 listeners, while atheists stock up with brandy from Tesco. Well Copenhagen, what do we do now!?

Maybe I’ll go back to bed.

Merry Christmas everyone